This is Harry, President of Marris House.
I'm an Agric, amongst many other things, and my ambition is to refine this humble block of flats into a true domestic paradise with hearty cohesion between its residents.
I hope to reach through the echoey staircases and endless fire doors of this bustling metropolis to you, the people, and offer guidance and solutions when you ask questions such as:
Surely there is somewhere better than a drainpipe for me to chain my bike to? And does it have to cost so much for me to do my washing?
To us students it may seem that we are at the mercy of the senior folk of University Accommodation, but through the power of democracy we can make our voices heard!
So, if you have any niggles, grumbles, grievances or qualms, however trivial, please get in touch and I will endeavour to blow trumpets, pull strings and coax resolutions to the benefit of all.
Viva la Revolution!